A haiku about your pet

Jared will write a haiku about your pet. You send a photo and a name; you get back five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables of genuinely considered poetry. Delivered by email within 48 hours.

Provenance

Written fresh per order. Jared has been writing bad poetry since middle school and has only recently gotten passable at it.

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